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All American Wieners T-Shirt

All American Wieners T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Navy
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

All American Wieners T-shirt

Attention, fellow patriots and lovers of liberty! Prepare to salute the red, white, and blue with the "All American Wieners" T-Shirt—a true celebration of American pride and the timeless symbol of our freedom, the mighty dachshund!

Imagine this, my friends: a glorious display of tiny red, white, and blue weenie dogs coming together to form the most iconic symbol of our nation—the American flag. It's a patriotic masterpiece that'll have your heart swelling with love for the land of the free and the home of the brave.

Crafted with the utmost care and respect for our great nation, this tee is made to honor our beloved dachshunds and the unyielding spirit that defines America. It's not just a shirt; it's a statement of our unwavering allegiance to the stars and stripes and our furry four-legged friends.

With its soft and comfortable cotton, this shirt is perfect for parades, backyard barbecues, or simply expressing your undying love for all things American. It's like wearing a badge of honor, proudly displaying your patriotism to the world.

So, my fellow patriots, it's time to rally around the All American Wieners. Wear this tee with pride, and let everyone know that you stand for the values that make this country great. It's a tribute to the freedom, the unity, and the indomitable spirit that runs through the veins of every true American.

Now, more than ever, we need to celebrate what unites us, my friends. So grab your All American Wieners T-Shirt and join the movement. Let's show the world that our love for this great nation runs deep and that we stand together, united in our passion for liberty, justice, and, of course, our adorable weenie dogs!

So, my fellow defenders of freedom, wave that flag high, wear those colors proud, and join the ranks of the All American Wieners. It's time to honor our heritage, cherish our values, and let the world know that we are proud Americans, forever united under the red, white, and blue. God bless America!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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