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All American Wiener T-Shirt

All American Wiener T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Navy
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

All American Wiener T-shirt

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because we've got a sizzling hot item that'll make Uncle Sam himself shed a tear of joy. Introducing the "All American Wiener" T-shirt—a patriotic masterpiece that combines the undeniable charm of a weenie dog with the majestic power of Old Glory, the Stars and Stripes!

Now, picture this: You're strolling down the street, wearing your "All American Wiener" T-shirt, and people can't help but do a double-take. They see that glorious weenie dog, standing tall and proud, draped in the red, white, and blue. It's like witnessing the reincarnation of Betsy Ross, but instead of sewing a flag, she sewed together the hearts of dog lovers and freedom enthusiasts everywhere.

This T-shirt is a celebration of two things Americans hold dear: their beloved furry companions and the unshakable spirit of the land of the free. It's a testament to the fact that nothing screams "America!" louder than a weenie dog wrapped in the flag, strutting its stuff like a true patriot.

And let's not forget the reactions you'll get from people. Oh, the reactions! They'll be as varied as a buffet at a 4th of July barbecue. Some folks will give you a knowing smile, appreciating the clever play on words. Others might let out a chuckle, unable to resist the whimsical charm of a weenie dog wearing the Stars and Stripes.

But there will always be that one person—the one who takes themselves a bit too seriously—who'll give you a disapproving glare. And you know what? That's okay. Because when they see your "All American Wiener" T-shirt, they'll realize that life's too short to get worked up over a bit of silly wordplay and a canine fashion statement.

So, my friends, if you're looking to add some patriotic pizzazz to your wardrobe, the "All American Wiener" T-shirt is your ticket to style supremacy. It's a salute to the quirky, the humorous, and the wonderfully absurd. And who knows, maybe, just maybe, it'll inspire you to embrace your own inner weenie dog and let your patriotic spirit run wild.

Get ready to turn heads, start conversations, and spread some laughter, because with the "All American Wiener" T-shirt, you'll be a walking testament to the fact that in this great land, anything is possible—even a dachshund draped in the flag, reminding us all that America truly is a land of boundless imagination.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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