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America - Fuck Yeah! T-Shirt

America - Fuck Yeah! T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Black
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

America - Fuck Yeah! T-shirt

Eagle-Screamin', Lightning-Crackin', Freedom-Lovin

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I done found the shirt of my dreams! Ya'll listen up now. I've been truckin' cross this great nation of ours for a good while, and if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that there ain't no sight better than an eagle flyin' through a lightning storm. Well, aside from a full tank of diesel and an open road, but I digress.

I been wearin' this "America - Fuck Yeah!" T-shirt non-stop since I got it, and let me tell ya, it's like a tractor pull in July, hot damn! This ain't your grandma's doily, folks. This here's a shirt made for men who like their beer cold, their music loud, and their freedom unchained.

The eagle on this bad boy ain't just any bird, ya'll. It's the most fearsome, most freedom-loving eagle I ever did see. It's got that fierce look in its eye, like it's ready to claw the tyranny right out of any commie it lays its talons on. And the lightning storm! Boy howdy, it's like the Fourth of July and a monster truck rally all rolled into one.

Now, onto the words, "America - Fuck Yeah!" I reckon if Uncle Sam himself were to design a shirt, this would be it. This ain't no shirt for the faint-hearted. No sir, this shirt is louder than a Harley on the highway, bolder than a bull in a china shop, and prouder than a peacock in mating season. It's a two-fisted salute to the land of the free and the home of the brave. It fits like a dream, too. Like a second skin - if your skin were made of 100% American cotton and sprinkled with the tears of George Washington himself. Why, this shirt is so comfortable, I reckon I could haul a load from Maine to California and back without gettin' so much as a hitch in my giddy-up.

But the best part? The look on folks' faces when they see me strut into a truck stop, sporting this glorious tribute to American pride. I've had more conversations, more laughs, and more bear hugs than a family reunion.

In conclusion, if you're a God-fearing, diesel-guzzling, highway-haunting trucker like me, or just someone who loves their country something fierce, this "America - Fuck Yeah!" T-shirt is a must-have. Get one, put it on, and let your freedom flag fly.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a date with a double cheeseburger and a frosty cold one. And remember folks, keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down. America, Fuck Yeah!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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