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Blow Me Dandelion T-Shirt

Blow Me Dandelion T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Maize Yellow
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Blow Me Dandelion - Funny T-shirt

Unleash your playful side with our brilliantly cheeky "Blow Me - Dandelion T-Shirt." It's not just a shirt, it's an invitation to embrace whimsy, relive childhood memories, and have a good laugh.

Here we have a simple dandelion, the unsung hero of our childhoods. Who hasn't plucked one of these feathery bad boys, made a wish, and let it fly? But this isn't your ordinary dandelion – it's a dandelion with a message: "Blow Me." A dash of sass mixed with a sprinkle of nostalgia, what could be more fun?

Our "Blow Me" tee is perfect for gardeners, nature enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a pun so sharp it cuts like a blade of grass. Adorned with this tee, you'll be sure to spread seeds of laughter wherever the wind may take you.

Crafted from the softest cotton, this shirt is as comfy as lying on a dandelion-filled meadow. It comes in a variety of sizes, making it the perfect fit for everyone, from the slender stems to the robust trunks. And the quality? We promise it's 'rooted' in excellence.

Be warned, though. This shirt may provoke gusts of laughter, a blizzard of compliments, and a whirlwind of conversation. You might even cause a few double-takes, but hey, who doesn't love being the center of attention?

In conclusion, the "Blow Me - Dandelion T-Shirt" is more than a witty pun on a comfortable tee; it's an emblem of youthful nostalgia and a surefire way to spread joy. It’s the ideal gift for that person in your life who appreciates a clever jest or just for yourself to add a dose of fun to your wardrobe.

So, ready to embrace your breezy side? Go ahead and let the "Blow Me - Dandelion T-Shirt" tickle your funny bone and take your style game to a wish-fulfilling, laughter-inspiring level! Remember, just like a dandelion, you're not a weed; you're just wild about fun!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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