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Eat Your Damn Oatmeal T-Shirt

Eat Your Damn Oatmeal T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Canvas Red
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Eat Your Damn Oatmeal - Funny Iconic T-shirt

Introducing our side-splittingly hilarious "Eat Your Damn Oatmeal" T-shirt, a playful tribute to the iconic quote from none other than the legendary Wilford Brimley himself. This design features the bold quote in prominent letters, capturing the essence of Wilford's no-nonsense attitude towards the importance of a healthy breakfast.

Crafted from high-quality, comfortable cotton, this T-shirt offers a soft and relaxed fit, perfect for casual mornings, breakfast enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. The printing technique used ensures that the quote stands out with the same comedic intensity as Wilford Brimley's delivery.

The phrase "Eat Your Damn Oatmeal" is a humorous reminder to take breakfast seriously and embrace the nourishing power of a bowl of oats. It's a lighthearted way to motivate yourself and others to make healthier choices, even if it means resorting to a little tough love.

Wearing this T-shirt is more than just a fashion statement; it's a bold proclamation of your dedication to a balanced diet and a testament to your sense of humor. It's a conversation starter that will have people chuckling and reminiscing about Wilford Brimley's iconic role and his memorable quotes.

So, start your day with a hearty laugh and our witty T-shirt. Let the quote be a playful reminder to fuel your body with the goodness of oatmeal and to approach life with a dose of humor. Wear it proudly, and remember, breakfast is no joke—so grab your spoon and dig in, because Wilford Brimley said so!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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