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Ew, People! T-Shirt

Ew, People! T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Black
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Ew, People! - Funny Introvert T-shirt

Calling all cat lovers, wine enthusiasts, and people-avoiders! Say hello to our "Ew, People" T-shirt. This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a fashion statement, a humor goldmine, and a tribute to feline finesse and fine wine, all threaded into one glorious piece of apparel.

Our "Ew, People" T-shirt is a unique blend of attitude, humor, and a touch of sophistication. It's an anthem for anyone who'd rather spend an evening curled up with a cat and a glass of Pinot Noir than navigating the minefield of human interaction.

The design features the statement "Ew, People" in a bold, whimsical font that perfectly encapsulates the sentiment of those who value their solitude and the company of their feline friends. This isn't just text; it's an ode to introverted bliss, a mantra for the socially selective, and a wink to fellow cat- and wine-lovers.

But the piece de resistance is the silhouette of a cat nonchalantly sipping wine from a glass, set against a striking retro sunset. This image is not just funny; it's a mood, a vibe, an embodiment of the perfect solitary evening, all captured in one elegantly humorous design.

Crafted from premium cotton, this T-shirt is as comfortable as your favorite armchair and as durable as your cat's indifference to your daily schedule. It's designed to keep you cozy and cool, whether you're enjoying a quiet night in or reluctantly venturing out into the world. The design is as enduring as your love for cats and wine, promising to remain vibrant and amusing wash after wash.

The "Ew, People" T-shirt is more than just clothing; it's a conversation piece, a badge of honor, and a beacon of your unique personality. It's a shirt that says, "I value my peace, I have a sense of humor, and yes, I'd rather be with my cat."

So, if you're a proud cat person, a lover of good wine, or someone who simply cherishes their own company, this T-shirt is for you. It's time to celebrate your individuality and let the world know that you're perfectly content with your cat, your wine, and yourself.

Don't wait for the next introverts' meeting that'll probably be canceled; add the "Ew, People" T-shirt to your cart today. Remember, in a world that won't stop talking, nothing says peace like a cat, a glass of wine, and a T-shirt that understands you.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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