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Fucktus T-Shirt

Fucktus T-Shirt

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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Gold
Regular price $35.00 USD
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Fucktus - Funny Plant Person T-shirt

Attention all humor enthusiasts, lovers of the whimsically irreverent, and fans of plant puns! Get ready to prick up your ears for our "Fucktus" T-shirt. This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a fusion of desert charm and audacious humor, a playful poke at life's annoyances, and a testament to the power of a good laugh, all stitched into a delightfully daring piece of apparel.

Our "Fucktus" T-shirt is designed for anyone with a sharp wit, a love for the unconventional, and a firm belief that laughter is the best response to life's little pricks. It's the perfect garment for those who like their humor served up with a little sting, just like the desert plant that inspired it.

The design is unapologetically bold and fun. Emblazoned across the chest is the cheeky phrase "Fucktus," presented in a bold, vibrant font that leaves no doubt about your taste for humor that's as dry as a desert. But these words aren't just a pun; they're a mantra for those who know that sometimes, you just need to laugh in the face of life's trials and tribulations.

The true prickly pear of the design, however, is the hilarious image of a cactus seemingly giving the finger. This isn't just any cactus; it's a symbol of resilience, a beacon of audacious humor, and quite possibly the funniest flora you'll ever see. This image isn't just a picture; it's a declaration of irreverent joy and a wink to the power of laughter.

Crafted from premium cotton, this T-shirt is as comfortable as a cozy desert evening and as enduring as a cactus in the wild. It's designed to keep you comfy and chuckling, whether you're navigating life's sand dunes or enjoying a laugh with friends. The design is as resilient as the cactus itself, ensuring that the colors stay vibrant and the humor stays sharp, wash after wash.

The "Fucktus" T-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of defiant joy, a badge of humorous honor, and a celebration of the beauty of laughter.

So, if you're a fan of bold humor, a lover of plant puns, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this T-shirt is for you. It's time to wear your humor on your chest, embrace the prickly parts of life, and share a laugh with the world. Add this shirt to your cart today, and let's celebrate the power of laughter, the beauty of resilience, and the joy of a perfectly placed pun. Because sometimes, you just have to say, "Fucktus!"

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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