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Get Really Stoned T-Shirt

Get Really Stoned T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Orange
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Get Really Stoned Drink Wet Cement - Vintage Iconic T-shirt

Introducing our edgy and eye-catching "Get Really Stoned, Drink Wet Cement" T-shirt, designed for those who appreciate a play on words and enjoy a touch of humor with a rebellious twist. This bold shirt features the phrase "Get Really Stoned, Drink Wet Cement" in a distinctive, slightly blurry typography that adds to its unique appeal.

Crafted with comfort in mind, this T-shirt is made from soft and breathable cotton that ensures a relaxed fit. It's perfect for expressing your individuality and sparking conversations with its clever and unconventional message.

The phrase "Get Really Stoned, Drink Wet Cement" plays on the double meaning of "stoned," offering a humorous twist that invites a second glance and a chuckle. It's a playful nod to the unexpected, embracing the unconventional side of life.

By wearing this T-shirt, you showcase your free-spirited nature and your ability to find humor in the unexpected. It's a conversation starter, a way to connect with like-minded individuals who appreciate a witty and offbeat sense of humor.

So, if you're ready to make a statement and embrace the unconventional, our "Get Really Stoned, Drink Wet Cement" T-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Wear it with a smirk, share a laugh, and celebrate the quirkiness that makes life interesting.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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