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Getting Old Is Hell T-Shirt

Getting Old Is Hell T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Natural
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Getting Old Is Hell But It Sure Beats The Alternative - Funny T-shirt

Introducing the ultimate biker-inspired t-shirt that captures the essence of rebellion, mystique, and a touch of wisdom. Behold the fierce design featuring a powerful raven and a striking skull adorned with delicate, vibrant flowers, all brought together in the center of this remarkable garment.

The raven, a symbol of intelligence and enigma, perches proudly atop the skull, exuding an air of authority and foreboding. Its dark feathers are meticulously crafted, radiating a sense of mystery and allure. Meanwhile, the skull, a classic emblem of mortality and rebellion, adds a daring edge to the design, reminding all who see it of life's transience.

In perfect harmony, a cluster of vibrant flowers adorns the skull, weaving their way into the macabre scene. These blossoms, with their intricate details and vivid colors, offer a stark contrast to the somber imagery, symbolizing beauty and renewal in the face of darkness.

Adding a touch of humor and undeniable truth, bold letters surround the centerpiece, forming the powerful statement, "Getting Old Is Hell But It Sure Beats The Alternative." These words reflect the biker's spirit, embracing the bittersweet reality of aging with a sense of humor and the understanding that every passing year is a gift to be cherished.

Crafted from premium quality, soft cotton fabric, this t-shirt ensures comfort and durability for any rider's journey. The design is meticulously printed with high-definition precision, ensuring that every intricate detail of the raven, skull, and flowers is vividly brought to life.

Whether you're a seasoned biker, an admirer of Gothic aesthetics, or simply someone who appreciates a striking and thought-provoking design, this biker-style t-shirt is a must-have addition to your wardrobe. Embrace the rebellious spirit, the beauty in darkness, and the wisdom that comes with age, all while making a bold fashion statement with this remarkable garment.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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