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Humans Suck T-Shirt

Humans Suck T-Shirt

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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Natural
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Humans Suck - Funny Introvert T-shirt

Attention all interstellar humor enthusiasts, lovers of the extraterrestrial, and critics of the human race! Brace yourself for an out-of-this-world experience with our "Humans Suck" T-shirt. This isn't just a T-shirt; it's a hilarious jab at human foibles, a nod to the cosmos' potential sense of humor, and a bold statement of alien superiority, all rolled into a garment that's as comfortable as zero gravity and as timeless as the universe itself.

Our "Humans Suck" T-shirt is designed for anyone with a love for cosmic humor, a penchant for poking fun at our species, or a desire to express an alienated sense of humor. It's the perfect apparel for those who look up at the night sky and wonder if the extraterrestrials are having a good laugh at our expense.

The design is an amusing blend of humor and cosmic cool. Emblazoned on the front is the cheeky phrase "Humans Suck," rendered in a playful, bold font that perfectly captures the shirt's irreverent spirit. But these words aren't just a statement; they're a humorous commentary on humanity's oddities, a wink to the cosmic observers, and a rallying cry for those who feel a bit alien in their own world.

The true star of this intergalactic show, however, is the hilarious image of an alien giving the middle finger. This isn't just any extraterrestrial; it's a cheeky, green, humorous ambassador from the cosmos, expressing what could be a universal sentiment about the human race. This image isn't just a picture; it's a playful proclamation of interstellar irreverence.

Crafted from premium cotton, this T-shirt is as comfortable as a cushioned spaceship seat and as durable as an alien spacecraft. It's designed to keep you cozy and laughing, whether you're stargazing, enjoying a sci-fi movie marathon, or speculating about the cosmic neighbors' opinion of us. The design is as enduring as a star's lifespan, ensuring the colors stay vibrant and the humor remains out of this world, wash after wash.

The "Humans Suck" T-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of interstellar humor, a badge of cosmic coolness, and a testament to the universal power of laughter.

So, if you're a fan of extraterrestrial humor, a lover of cosmic cool, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this T-shirt is for you. It's time to wear your humor on your chest, express your cosmic spirit, and share a laugh with the universe. Add this shirt to your cart today, and let's celebrate the humor, the wonder, and the sheer absurdity of being human. Because sometimes, even in the vastness of the cosmos, you just have to laugh and say, "Humans Suck!"

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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