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I Choose The Bear T-Shirt

I Choose The Bear T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Athletic Heather
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

I Choose The Bear Feminist T-Shirt

Introducing our bold statement tee: "I Choose The Bear." This isn't just any ordinary t-shirt; it's a powerful declaration of defiance against the oppressive norms that plague our society.

Picture this: You find yourself alone in the woods, faced with a decision. On one side stands a fearsome bear, a creature of the wild, driven only by instinct. On the other side, a man, capable of complex thoughts and emotions, but also the bearer of society's ingrained misogyny and violence against women.

In this scenario, who would you choose? Surprisingly, many women would opt for the bear. Why? Because while the bear may be a force of nature, its actions are driven by survival instincts, not malice or ill intent. It's a stark commentary on the sad reality that, in many cases, women feel safer in the presence of a wild animal than in the company of certain men.

"I Choose The Bear" isn't just a slogan; it's a rallying cry for empowerment and self-preservation. It challenges the status quo and demands a shift in societal attitudes towards women's safety and autonomy. By wearing this tee, you're not just making a fashion statement; you're sparking conversations, raising awareness, and standing in solidarity with women everywhere who refuse to be victimized by a culture that prioritizes male dominance over female safety.

So, join the movement. Wear your conviction proudly, and let the world know that when faced with the choice between a bear and a man, you'll take your chances with nature over human-made dangers any day. Choose the bear. Choose empowerment. Choose safety.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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