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Mars National Park T-Shirt

Mars National Park T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Maroon
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Mars National Park - Fictional Travel Souvenir T-shirt

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Mars National Park Parody T-Shirt, a delightful tribute to our interplanetary aspirations and the undeniable allure of the Red Planet. With this shirt, we playfully reimagine the concept of a national park, but on a scale that transcends the bounds of Earth!

Imagine roaming the vast Martian landscapes, with crimson mountains and ethereal canyons stretching as far as the eye can see. The Mars National Park design captures the essence of our aspirations, evoking a sense of adventure and wonder that transcends planetary boundaries.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this T-shirt features the iconic "Mars National Park" logo, lovingly adorned with cosmic hues and the unmistakable red tint that we've come to associate with the enigmatic world of Mars. It's a tribute to our shared vision of exploring new frontiers and the spirit of human ingenuity that drives us to reach for the stars.

Made from the finest cotton known to humankind, this T-shirt offers unparalleled comfort and durability. It's engineered to withstand the rigors of earthly adventures and serve as a reminder that our aspirations stretch far beyond the boundaries of our home planet.

Wearing the Mars National Park Parody T-Shirt, you'll ignite conversations and spark the imagination of those around you. It's a whimsical piece that transcends mere fashion, encapsulating the spirit of exploration and pushing the boundaries of what's possible.

Suitable for both terrestrial explorers and aspiring Martians alike. It's a perfect gift for space enthusiasts, science fiction lovers, or anyone who embraces the audacity to dream big.

So, my fellow Earthlings, join me in celebrating the cosmic marvel that is Mars with the Mars National Park Parody T-Shirt. Wear it proudly as a testament to our unyielding ambition and the timeless pursuit of knowledge. Together, let us explore the cosmos and shape the future of humanity. The stars await us, my friends!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39

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