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Oldest Profession T-Shirt

Oldest Profession T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: White
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

I Wish Being A Bitch Paid The Bills - Funny T-shirt

Introducing a thought-provoking T-shirt that combines a striking line art drawing with a humorous and relatable message. The centerpiece of the design features a detailed line art illustration of a Victorian woman sitting at a desk, surrounded by scattered papers, presumably paying bills.

The intricate line work captures the essence of the Victorian era, showcasing the woman's elegant attire and the ornate details. Her posture and expression reflect a sense of exasperation, emphasizing the challenges of managing financial responsibilities.

Surrounding the illustration is the text "I Wish Being A Bitch Paid The Bills." This humorous phrase adds a touch of sarcasm and relatability to the design, expressing the sentiment that life would be easier if one's personality alone could cover financial obligations.

Crafted with attention to detail, this T-shirt offers a blend of vintage charm and contemporary humor. The design is rendered in a contrasting color, ensuring that the line art and text stand out prominently. The composition creates a visually captivating juxtaposition, inviting onlookers to ponder the humor and underlying truth of the statement.

Crafted from high-quality cotton, this T-shirt offers both comfort and durability. The classic crew-neck style and relaxed fit make it suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're looking to express a touch of whimsy or simply appreciate the cleverness of the design, this T-shirt is designed to make a statement while keeping you comfortable.

Wearing this T-shirt allows you to showcase your sense of humor and share a relatable sentiment. It serves as a conversation starter, sparking laughter and camaraderie among those who appreciate the struggle of balancing finances and a desire for a carefree existence.

So slip into this T-shirt, embrace the humorous side of life's financial challenges, and let the world know that sometimes we all wish being a bitch paid the bills. With its striking line art, clever message, and blend of vintage and contemporary elements, this T-shirt is sure to turn heads, evoke conversations, and elicit smiles from all who appreciate its witty charm.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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