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Prey. Love. Eat. T-Shirt

Prey. Love. Eat. T-Shirt

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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Natural
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Prey. Love. Eat. - Funny Parody T-shirt

Ladies and gentlemen, may we have your undivided attention, please! We present to you a garment of such unrivaled hilarity and unique charm, you’ll hardly be able to keep your laughter contained. Feast your eyes on our laugh-inducing, conversation-starting "Prey. Love. Eat. - Praying Mantis T-Shirt".

This shirt elegantly showcases the misadventures of life as a praying mantis, the unsung humorist of the insect world. Its design features an intricately-detailed mantis, frozen in its iconic prayer-like stance, radiating an air of deceptive serenity. However, don't let this peaceful pose fool you, for our mantis is about to dive into the three key phases of its existence: "Prey. Love. Eat."

The phrase playfully twists Elizabeth Gilbert's famous memoir, "Eat, Pray, Love," by adding a wild, insect-themed spin to it. Instead of a soul-searching journey around the world, our praying mantis embarks on a far more straightforward, and admittedly somewhat darker, quest for fulfillment. After all, why bother with spiritual enlightenment and self-discovery when you can just dine on your loved one?

Perfect for anyone with a quirky sense of humor, this shirt is an excellent icebreaker, whether you're at a backyard BBQ or a weekend bug-collecting retreat. Not only will you be making a fashion statement, but you'll also be giving everyone a crash course in mantis-style mindfulness (or shall we say, 'mindful eating').

Crafted from cotton as soft as a mantis's silent footsteps, this T-shirt promises superior comfort and fit. Its sizes range from X-small to XXXL, catering to all aspiring entomologists and lovers of comedic fashion.

Caution: wearing this T-shirt may lead to unexpected bouts of laughter, increased fascination with insects, and the inexplicable ability to stand very, very still. You might also find yourself the center of attention at parties, with everyone eager to examine the fine details of your enthralling mantis tee.

In a nutshell, our "Prey. Love. Eat. - Praying Mantis T-Shirt" is more than just a garment - it's a celebration of nature's humor, a showcase of ecological hilarity, and a badge of honor for those who appreciate the lighter (and darker) side of insect life. Whether you're a bona fide bug enthusiast, a devoted disciple of puns, or someone who delights in the eccentric, this shirt is a must-have addition to your collection.

So, why not seize the day, and add a dash of fun and entomology to your wardrobe with our "Prey. Love. Eat." tee? After all, in a world that's often all too serious, there's nothing like a praying mantis-themed shirt to remind us to see the funny side of life... and love... and, well, eating. Unleash your inner mantis and let the wild rumpus start!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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