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Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon T-Shirt

Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon T-Shirt

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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Natural
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

You Don't Scare Me I Was Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon - Gen X - Boomer T-shirt

Are you someone who's seen it all, experienced the trials, survived the tribulations, and emerged victorious? Then we have the perfect apparel for you – the "You Don't Scare Me, I Was Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon" T-shirt. It's not just a T-shirt; it's a testament to your resilience, a badge of honor, and a hilarious homage to your upbringing.

This T-shirt is like a comedic superhero emblem for anyone who's been on the receiving end of a mother’s tough love. The phrase "You Don't Scare Me, I Was Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon" is a celebration of all the times you've learned the hard way, and yet, always managed to come out laughing. And let's face it, nothing says 'I'm unshakeable' more than a nod to the wooden spoon discipline!

The design takes center stage in a bold and eye-catching font that's as unapologetic as your spirit. It's a conversation starter, a laugh-inducer, and a memory-stirrer, all rolled into one. The moment you don this shirt, you're not just wearing a piece of clothing; you're wearing a story, your story.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this shirt promises comfort that matches its humor. It's soft to touch, breathable, and designed to endure. Just like you, it can take a bit of rough and tumble and still come out looking great. The shirt's longevity isn't just in the quality of the fabric but also in the durability of the message it carries - a timeless tribute to good ol' mom and her wooden spoon.

The "You Don't Scare Me, I Was Raised By A Mother With A Wooden Spoon" T-shirt is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor, a zest for life, and a salute to the past. It's more than just a T-shirt; it's a statement that says, "I've been through the fire, and I can take whatever you throw at me."

So, if you're ready to express your indestructible spirit, to cause a few chuckles, and to wear your history with pride, then it's time to get this T-shirt. Don’t let this opportunity pass you by; even your mother with the wooden spoon would approve of this decision. So, brace yourself, take a deep breath, and click 'Add to Cart'. Your wardrobe is about to get a whole lot more interesting, and your friends, a whole lot more envious!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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