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Sloth in Shades T-Shirt

Sloth in Shades T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: White
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Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Sloth in Shades - Cool Rainbow Colored Funny Animal T-shirt

Behold, my fellow wanderers of the soul, a garment that encapsulates the spirit of nonchalant detachment and carefree existence—the Rainbow Sloth T-shirt. In this whimsical tapestry of colors and characters, we find a profound expression of disengagement from the noise of the world.

Gaze upon the illustration—a sloth draped in the vibrant hues of a rainbow, perched atop a branch, adorned with sunglasses that shield its tranquil gaze. The message it carries within a speech bubble speaks volumes: "I stopped listening like an hour ago." It is a declaration of liberation, a manifesto of disinterest in the clamor of trivialities.

In the realm of this shirt, time ceases to hold sway, and the sloth's nonchalant demeanor becomes our guiding light. It beckons us to embrace the simplicity of being, to unburden ourselves from the incessant chatter that fills our days. It reminds us to detach from the cacophony and instead find solace in our own serene detachment.

Crafted with the softest cotton, this T-shirt becomes a second skin—a gentle reminder of the freedom that comes with selective hearing, an oasis of tranquility amidst the chaos of the modern world. It invites us to revel in the blissful state of disconnect, where the pressures of expectations fade away, and we can embrace the joy of living in our own idyllic pace.

Wear this garment proudly, my friends, and be a beacon of quiet rebellion. Let the Rainbow Sloth T-shirt be your emblem, a symbol of your allegiance to a more laid-back existence. As you move through the world, remember that you possess the power to disengage, to prioritize your own peace of mind, and to revel in the moments of silence that hold infinite beauty.

So, my fellow seekers of tranquility, slip into the Rainbow Sloth T-shirt, embrace the mellow vibrations it represents, and let its enchantment guide you on a path of serene indifference. For in this wearable work of art, we find solace in the simplicity of a quiet existence, where time slows, and the world becomes a canvas upon which we paint our own serendipitous journey.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39

 

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