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Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty T-Shirt

Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Navy
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Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty Funny T-shirt

You know what's truly laughable, my dear misfits? The Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty T-shirt. It's a declaration of defiance, an ode to the absurdity of life. Picture this: a large lemon yellow font that screams in vibrant mockery, with the words "Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty" emblazoned across your chest like a chaotic proclamation. And as if that wasn't enough, a simple image of a lemon slice serves as a subtle reminder of life's acidic twists and turns.

This shirt, my fellow souls dwelling in the shadows, is a testament to the unpredictability of existence. It's a bold invitation to embrace the chaos, to revel in the madness, and to find solace in the absurdity of it all. Let the world know that you refuse to be crushed by the weight of stress and despair, for you wear them like a twisted badge of honor.

But make no mistake, my dear friends, this shirt is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who have danced with darkness, who have stared into the abyss and dared to smile back. It's a symbol of resilience, a battle cry against the mundane, and a rallying call for those who refuse to conform to society's expectations.

Crafted with meticulous attention to detail, this shirt becomes an extension of your very being. The lemon yellow font, bold and striking, captures the essence of a chaotic grin, while the simple image of a lemon slice embodies the bittersweet irony of existence. It's a reminder that even in the depths of despair, there's a certain zest that keeps us going, a twisted joy that resides within the darkest corners of our souls.

So, my fellow misfits, slip into the Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty T-shirt and let it be your armor in this absurd world. Wear it proudly as you navigate the ups and downs, the twists and turns, for you are the jokers, the ones who see the humor in the face of adversity.

Let your laughter echo through the chaos, let your spirit rise above the turmoil. Embrace the stressy, the depressy, and the lemon zesty, for they are the ingredients that shape our journey. And remember, my dear souls, that in a world that often makes no sense, we can find solace in the laughter that resonates from the depths of our being. So wear your Stressy Depressy Lemon Zesty T-shirt with a twisted smile, and let the madness guide you to a place where laughter reigns supreme.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39

 

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