Skip to product information
1 of 7

That Beech Has Huge Nuts T-Shirt

That Beech Has Huge Nuts T-Shirt

  • Free Speedy Shipping for All US Orders
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
  • 30-Day Hassle-Free Returns
  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Natural
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Intl. Shipping, Taxes, & Discounts calculated at checkout. Shipping Info
  • Secure Checkout
  • Eco-Production
  • Fast Delivery
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

That Beech Has Huge Nuts - Funny Punny T-shirt

Oh, the wonders you'll see with this shirt, my friend, That Beech Has Huge Nuts, a message to send! It will surely delight, With it's whimsical words and colors so bright.

Imagine a beech tree, tall and grand, With branches stretching across the land. But what catches your eye, what truly astounds, Are the nuts it produces, oh, they know no bounds!

This shirt celebrates nature's surprise, With a joyful message that reaches the skies. The words dance on fabric, playful and fun, Reminding us all of the beauty under the sun.

The design is simple, yet filled with delight, With letters that soar and colors that ignite. A beech nut cartoon, plump and bold, A whimsical touch, a story to unfold.

Wear it to parks, to forests, to any outdoor place, And watch as smiles light up every face. It's a celebration of nature's treasures so grand, With a touch of whimsy at hand.

So put on this shirt, my friend, and embrace, The magic of nature, in every space. For the beech tree's nuts, so big and so grand, Are a reminder of wonders, forever in demand.

Oh, the stories you'll tell, the laughter you'll share, With That Beech Has Huge Nuts, you'll spread joy everywhere. So come, step into a world so bright, And wear this shirt with pure delight!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


View full details