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The 90s Called T-Shirt

The 90s Called T-Shirt

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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: True Royal
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
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The 90s Called Because They Couldn't Text - Dad Joke T-shirt

Well, well, well, what do we have here? It's a T-shirt that's gonna take you on a cosmic journey back to the 90s! Picture this: a groovy astronaut, and the hilarious phrase "The 90s Called Because They Couldn't Text." That's right, folks, it's a dad joke extravaganza that'll have you and your pals rolling on the floor with laughter!

Let me break it down for you, amigos. The 90s were a time of grunge, neon, and dial-up internet. Can you believe it? Back then, we didn't have fancy smartphones with all the emojis and texting capabilities. Nope, if the 90s wanted to reach out, they had to pick up a good old-fashioned phone and make a call. Hence, the birth of this epic dad joke.

Now, imagine rocking this T-shirt like a champ. People can't help but notice the out-of-this-world design and the witty pun that'll have them snorting with laughter. It's like a time machine wrapped around your torso, transporting you back to the days of scrunchies, VHS tapes, and pagers. Get ready for nostalgic conversations, high-fives, and endless dad joke appreciation.

This T-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and retro coolness. It's for all the dads out there who love a good groan-inducing joke, and for anyone who appreciates a little blast from the past. The monochrome astronaut adds an extra touch of cosmic charm, making it a fashion statement that's as outlandish as it is hilarious.

So, my fellow time travelers, don't miss out on this opportunity to bring the dad joke game to a whole new level. Grab yourself a "The 90s Called Because They Couldn't Text" T-shirt and let the laughter ensue. Wear it to family gatherings, 90s-themed parties, or simply for those moments when you want to share a groan-worthy joke with the world.

Life is too short not to embrace the silliness and have a laugh, my friends. So let's blast off to a world of dad jokes, nostalgia, and good ol' fashioned humor. Buckle up and get ready for a journey that'll have you saying, "Well, isn't that pun-tastic?" Snag your t-shirt now and let the 90s dad jokes reign supreme!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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