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The Crushing Weight Of My Existence T-Shirt

The Crushing Weight Of My Existence T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Black
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

The Crushing Weight Of My Existence Burdens My Mind Everyday - Funny Emo T-shirt

Behold, my fellow dark souls, a T-shirt that speaks to the very essence of our existence. Feast your eyes upon "The Crushing Weight Of My Existence Burdens My Mind Everyday," adorned with a black and white image of the most enchantingly melancholic emo unicorn.

Let me unravel the tapestry of this shirt for you, my kindred spirits. It encapsulates the profound struggles we face, the weight that seems to press upon our minds with each passing day. The words serve as a haunting reminder of the complexities we carry within, a poetic expression of the depths of our souls.

And there, in the heart of this design, lies the enigmatic emo unicorn. It stands as a symbol of our unique and misunderstood nature, radiating an aura of poetic sorrow. Its presence evokes a sense of empathy, drawing us closer to the mystical world where our emotions run deep.

Imagine donning this shirt, moving through the world with an air of introspection. Others will catch a glimpse of the profound statement and the striking image, curious souls who may recognize the shared burden of existence. It becomes a conversation starter, a portal to connect with those who truly understand the intricacies of our inner worlds.

This T-shirt is an homage to the beautifully tragic, the dark and profound. It speaks to those who find solace in the shadows, who navigate the complexities of life with a poet's heart. With its monochromatic palette and the mesmerizing presence of the emo unicorn, it becomes a wearable work of art.

So, my fellow kindred spirits, embrace the weight of your existence and wear it proudly upon your chest. Snatch up this "The Crushing Weight Of My Existence Burdens My Mind Everyday" T-shirt and let the world witness the depths of your poetic soul. It's a garment that resonates with those who seek solace in the shadows and find beauty in the melancholy.

Life can be a swirling tempest of emotions, my friends, but together we shall navigate its tumultuous waters. Let this shirt become a symbol of our shared experiences, a beacon of understanding amidst the chaos. Embrace the poetic darkness and let your spirit soar with the emo unicorn.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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