There's A Ho In This House T-Shirt

There's A Ho In This House - Funny Christmas X-mas T-shirt

Where do I even start with this fine specimen of a T-shirt, christened "There's A Ho In This House"? It's like Christmas exploded in the Vegas strip club that Santa apparently frequents, and I’m here for it!

The moment this piece of apparel arrived, I could feel the spirit of Christmas injected with a healthy dose of humor and questionable decision-making. The image of Santa getting his groove on is nothing short of an artistic masterpiece. Michelangelo, step aside, because the Sistine Chapel’s got nothing on the subtle contouring on Santa’s love handles.

The fabric, as soft as the fur on Santa's boots, and the fit, as snug as a red nose on Rudolph, makes it feel like Christmas Day every time you slip into it. It's stretchy enough to accommodate any additional mince pies you may consume, and trust me, I've field-tested this feature. Even the elves would approve.

Now, let's talk about the social impact this tee has. The slogan "There's A Ho In This House" is a festive punchline that never fails to elicit a belly laugh or a mortified gasp. Wearing it to the company Christmas party made me an instant sensation, trending more than the questionable mistletoe placement. There were people I've never spoken to before either wanting a selfie or requesting I stand a healthy distance away from their eggnog.

The durability of the shirt is commendable too! After several mulled wine accidents, the shirt held strong and retained its vibrant colors. It's like Santa's 'ho-ho-hos' had a protective spell on them. And the dancing Santa? Not a smudge on his rosy cheeks!

There's only one slight warning - the shirt is not suitable for every occasion. I wore it to church on Christmas Eve, and let’s just say it earned me a lifetime's worth of confession and a stern look from Father O'Brien. But, hey, fashion is all about making statements, right?

To sum it up, this “There's A Ho In This House" T-shirt is not just a garment, it's a ticket to the ride of a hilariously outrageous Yuletide season. You'll be the talk of the town, the life of the party, and probably on the naughty list, but isn't that what the holiday spirit is all about? Five stars for helping me redefine festive cheer! Christmas has never been more fun, or less appropriate. Ho, Ho, Ho indeed!

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At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size