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Whale Shit T-Shirt

Whale Shit T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Baby Blue
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Whale Shit - Well Shit Funny Punny Parody T-shirt

Well shit, what are yawl doin'?

Darlin', have I got a treat for you! Feast your eyes on this here T-shirt that's gonna have you giggling like a little schoolgirl. Picture this: a majestic whale, big ol' grin on its face, makin' a splash in the ocean. But wait for it... there's a cheeky pun involved, honey! Right under that adorable whale, you'll find the word "Shit" in bold letters. Oh, the hilarity!

Now, let me tell you, this ain't your run-of-the-mill T-shirt, no siree! This is a statement piece that's gonna turn heads faster than a spin on a Ferris wheel. Whether you're loungin' around or strutting your stuff in the city, this tee is gonna bring some serious laughs and lighten up the mood.

Made from the softest cotton fabric known to man, this T-shirt feels like a gentle caress against your skin. It's breathable and cozy, just like cuddlin' up with a good book and a cup of hot cocoa on a chilly winter night. And with a design as unique as this, you're guaranteed to be the talk of the town, sugar!

Now, don't you worry about sizes. We've got 'em all, from petite to plus-size, so every fabulous person out there can rock this pun-tastic tee. And hey, if you've got a friend who's got a wicked sense of humor, this T-shirt makes for the perfect gift. They'll be rollin' on the floor laughing their hindquarters off, I guarantee it!

So, what are you waitin' for? Get yourself this one-of-a-kind, side-splitting, and downright whale-tastic T-shirt! Trust me, honey, it'll make you feel like you're swimmin' in a sea of laughter. Order yours today and let the good times roll!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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