Skip to product information
1 of 6

What Are You Looking At Dicknose T-Shirt

What Are You Looking At Dicknose T-Shirt

  • Free Speedy Shipping for All US Orders
  • Designed & Printed in the USA
  • 30-Day Hassle-Free Returns
  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Black
Regular price $35.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $35.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Intl. Shipping, Taxes, & Discounts calculated at checkout. Shipping Info
  • Secure Checkout
  • Eco-Production
  • Fast Delivery
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

What Are You Looking At Dicknose - Funny Iconic T-shirt

(Imagine the sound of a funky synth bassline and the sight of neon lights flashing as you read this in your mind!)

Hey there, rad folks of the 80s! Are you ready to take a trip back in time to the era of outrageous fashion and unforgettable one-liners? Well, hold on to your scrunchies because we've got the T-shirt you never knew you needed! Introducing the "What are you looking at dicknose" tee, the ultimate blast from the past that's gonna make you the talk of the town!

Picture this: It's a sunny day in 1985, and you're strolling down the boardwalk, rocking your acid-washed jeans and high-top sneakers. You catch a glimpse of yourself in a shop window, and there it is – the tee that captures the essence of the '80s attitude perfectly! With bold, vibrant lettering that screams "What are you looking at dicknose," this shirt is like a time machine, transporting you straight back to the days of big hair, cassette tapes, and epic movie quotes.

Now, let's break down why this tee is the quintessential addition to your '80s-inspired wardrobe:

1. Iconic Attitude: Remember those hilarious one-liners from classic '80s movies? This tee pays homage to that unforgettable era of snappy comebacks and in-your-face swagger. When you wear it, you're not just sporting a shirt – you're embodying the essence of the coolest decade ever!

2. Quality and Comfort: Our shirts are made from the softest, most comfortable cotton, ensuring you feel as good as you look. The fit is perfect – not too baggy, not too tight – just like your favorite '80s rock band tee.

3. Conversation Starter: Get ready to turn heads and strike up conversations wherever you go. This tee is an instant icebreaker, sparking nostalgic chats with fellow '80s enthusiasts or leaving younger folks wondering what the heck a "dicknose" is!

4. Timeless Style: While the '80s may have come and gone, the style lives on. This tee is a timeless piece of fashion that transcends generations. Whether you're rocking it at an '80s-themed party or just out and about, you'll be making a statement that never goes out of style.

5. Perfect Gift: Looking for a gift for that '80s-loving friend or family member? This tee is an absolute slam dunk. It's a unique and thoughtful present that'll have them reminiscing about the good ol' days.

So, if you're ready to crank up the volume on your retro style, don't wait another minute. Grab your "What are you looking at dicknose" tee today and strut your stuff with '80s flair like never before! Break out the Walkman, tease that hair, and let's take a trip down memory lane – because in this tee, you're the ultimate '80s icon. Get yours now, and let's party like it's 1989! 🎸🕺✨

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


View full details

Customer Reviews

Be the first to write a review