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Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt

Wooden Spoon Survivor T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: True Royal
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

Wooden Spoon Survivor - Gen X Boomer Humor T-shirt

Hey there, folks! Brace yourselves for a flashback from the past that’s a barrel of laughs. Our "Wooden Spoon Survivor" T-shirt is more than a piece of clothing—it's an emblem, a badge of honor for those of us who've navigated the tumultuous waters of growing up in a simpler, but by no means easier, time.

Our shirt is a bold and nostalgic declaration that screams, "I survived!" Remember those days when discipline wasn't about time-outs or grounding, but about the looming menace of the wooden spoon? Ah, the times when a mere glimpse of this kitchen utensil could instill a sense of discipline faster than any stern lecture or reprimand. A time when the wooden spoon served more than just the purpose of stirring soup; it was the stuff of legends, and those of us who endured it, emerged as heroes.

We wear our "Wooden Spoon Survivor" badge with a mixture of pride, nostalgia, and a heaping spoonful of humor. With a simple yet striking image of a wooden spoon hovering above the proud proclamation, this shirt is sure to induce chuckles and nodding heads of recognition from fellow survivors. It’s an instant ice breaker, a conversation starter, and a nod to our shared past.

Not to be left in the dust of the '70s and '80s, the shirt’s design boasts a modern, minimalist aesthetic that speaks to the Gen Xer's appreciation for practicality and simplicity. The shirt itself is made from premium cotton, providing that familiar, cozy feel, reminiscent of our favorite worn-out concert tees. We’ve made sure it’s comfy enough for lounging on a lazy Sunday, durable enough for a rock concert, and stylish enough for your local dive bar.

Quality is a non-negotiable for us, much like those old school rules we grew up with. This tee is designed to withstand the tribulations of time, just like your spirit of resilience symbolized by the wooden spoon. Its print stays bright and intact even after countless cycles through the washer and dryer, staying true to the resiliency that we, the wooden spoon survivors, embody.

In a world full of tees screaming for attention with complex designs and over-the-top graphics, our "Wooden Spoon Survivor" T-shirt stands out with its clever simplicity. It’s a badge of honor, a symbol of resilience, a beacon of shared memories, and a testament to how far we've come.

So fellow survivors, join the club. Wear your past with pride and a dash of humor. Here's to us, the resilient, the tough, the Wooden Spoon Survivors!

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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