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World's Greatest Butt Wiper T-Shirt

World's Greatest Butt Wiper T-Shirt

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  • Designed & Printed in the USA
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  • 100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton100% Airlume Combed & Ringspun Cotton (Fiber content varies for heather colors)
Color: Black
Regular price $35.00 USD
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  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) Do not dryclean.
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

World's Greatest Butt Wiper Classic Dumb New Parent T-shirt

Introducing the "World's Greatest Butt Wiper" T-shirt, a delightful garment designed with love for all the dedicated new moms and dads out there. As your trusted guide in the realm of parenthood, I assure you that this t-shirt will bring a touch of humor and appreciation to your daily duties.

Oh, dear! Changing diapers, wiping tiny tushies—it's all a part of the beautiful journey of raising little ones. And this charming t-shirt celebrates your remarkable role in ensuring your baby's utmost comfort and cleanliness.

Crafted with soft and cozy cotton, this T-shirt embraces you like a warm hug, providing a gentle reminder that your efforts as a butt wiper are truly remarkable. Its comfortable fit allows for ease of movement, accommodating your busy, on-the-go lifestyle as you tend to your little angel's needs.

Wearing this shirt, you'll find yourself in the company of fellow parents who understand the joys and challenges of this incredible journey. It's a conversation starter, a lighthearted way to connect with other moms and dads who share your triumphs and tribulations.

Picture this: you're strolling through the park, your little one giggling in the stroller, and fellow parents catch sight of your "World's Greatest Butt Wiper" T-shirt. Smiles will light up their faces, and a knowing nod will pass between you, forming an unspoken bond of solidarity.

But that's not all, dear parents! This T-shirt is also an opportunity to indulge in some well-deserved self-appreciation. It's a gentle reminder that the love, care, and meticulous attention you pour into your little one's cleanliness is a testament to your devotion as a parent.

So, embrace your role as the world's greatest butt wiper and wear it proudly! This T-shirt is a symbol of the selfless acts you perform daily, ensuring your baby's comfort and happiness. Let it serve as a joyful reminder of the incredible love that flows through your gentle touch.

Dear parents, I invite you to treat yourself to this delightful T-shirt. Revel in the laughter it brings, the connections it fosters, and the appreciation it represents. Together, let's celebrate the unsung heroes who go the extra mile, one diaper at a time.

With the "World's Greatest Butt Wiper" T-shirt, you are not just a parent—you are a guardian of cleanliness, a maestro of diaper changes, and an unwavering source of care. Embrace your superpower, dear parents, and cherish the moments that make this journey uniquely beautiful.

The Vintage Tee of the Future!

At Kaspers Tees kitsch meets designer quality, and campy collides with cool. Our snarky yet stylish designer tees are crafted to stand the test of time, ensuring that each tee is as durable as it is daring. We believe in offering premium designer t-shirts without compromising on personality. So, if you're ready to make a statement with your style, choose Kaspers Tees – because being bold never looked so good.

100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for heather colors)

Our unisex jersey tees are crafted from the softest cotton imaginable, offering a luxurious feel akin to resting on a fluffy cloud. Designed for a dreamy fit, each tee is made with the highest quality blanks, ensuring top-notch materials and outstanding print quality. From the moment you slip it on, you'll be captivated by its comfort. Featuring a ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping, and dual side seams, this tee maintains a fresh, stylish look.

Built to endure and retain its shape wear after wear, this shirt is a lasting favorite you'll reach for time and again. Whether layered for chilly months or worn solo for cool summer comfort, you'll find yourself reaching for this tee over and over again.

All our shirts are designed and printed in the USA

.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Runs true to size

Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99
Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99
Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39


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